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When I created you, I found you were near perfection, so I took most of your hearing and gave you a better sense of humor.
- God

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tyleroakley:

troylered:

Please watch it.

So disgusting.




video games → movie posters


sadnessandpuns:

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”






"Beauty is not long hair, skinny legs, tanned skin or perfect teeth. Believe me. Beauty is the face of who cried and now smiles, beauty is the scar on your knee since you fell when you were a kid, beauty is the circles when love doesn’t let you sleep, beauty is the expression on the face when the alarm rings in the morning, it’s the melted makeup when you have a shower, it’s the laughter when you make a joke you’re the only one who can understand, beauty is meeting his gaze and stopping understanding, beauty is your gaze when you see him, it’s when you cry for all you paranoias, beauty is the lines marked by time. Beauty is what we feel in the inside which also shows outside us. Beauty is the marks the life leaves on us, all the kicks and the caresses the memories leave us. Beauty is letting yourself live."

Emma Watson. (via aryarstark)





iamiweasley:

my life is basically me waiting for the next episode of a tv show




jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

so i’m watching some idiot show on syfy about nerd weddings

and there’s this woman going on about how she wants a GoT themed wedding

and i’m just like

are you sure

are you really sure about that










dion-thesocialist:

It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.





fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

My friend just sent me this and I have been laughing for the last 10 minutes



alittlebitofe3:

repllicunt:

argentourage:

what if you could meet your celebrity crush but the cost was them knowing everything you’ve ever said about them in your tumblr tags

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA




circumcisions:

EAT WHATEVER YOU WANT!!!!!!!!!!!! EAT WHATEVER JUNK FOOD YOU WANT!!!!!!!!! GO VEGAN!!!!!!! BE VEGETARIAN!!!!!! ONLY EAT MEAT IF THATS WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOOD IS GOOD!!!!! FOOD IS FANTASTIC!!!!!! FOOD IS THE BEST THING IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EAT WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY!!!!!!!!! FUCK NUTRITIONAL VALUES EAT THREE WHOLE DAMN CAKES IN ONE DAY IF THATS WHAT YOU PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!